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Why you should always strive to be yourself

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Ever since I was a little kid, I didn’t want to be me. I wanted to be like , and didn’t even like me. I walked like he walked; I talked like he talked; and I signed up for the high classes he signed up for.

Which was when Billy Widdledon changed. He began to hang around Herby Vandeman; he walked like Herby Vandeman; he talked like Herby Vandeman. He mixed me up! I began to walk and talk like Billy Widdledon, who was like Herby Vandeman.

And then it dawned on me that Herby Vandeman walked and talked like . And walked and talked like .

So here I am walking and talking like Billy Widdledon’s imitation of Herby Vandeman’s version of Joey Haverlin, trying to walk and talk like Corky Sabinson. And who do you think Corky Sabinson is always walking and talking like? Of all people, Dopey Wellington – that little pest who walks and talks like me!


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